[Rebecca] Hello, nice to meet you You've been inside of me [Greg] Hello, nice to meet you You broke my heart
[Rebecca & Greg] Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger I've spent many years processing my anger Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew But it's nice to meet you
[Greg] Oh, ma'am, your baguette!
[Rebecca] It's funny, you remind me of this guy Whom I labeled as toxic [Greg] Yeah, in a certain light you look like this girl Who screwed my best friend
[Rebecca] Ugh, she sounds like a bitch [Greg] Yeah, she kinda was
[Rebecca & Greg] We've met before But I really can't place it
[Greg] Oh, was it that time We ate pizza naked? [Rebecca] Right! That night was sick I ate sauce off your- [Greg] Yes, and that burned
[Rebecca & Greg] It's nice to meet you
I mean is anyone we meet Really that new to us We're all the same species That grew in a uterus
[Rebecca] A kiss is a kiss [Greg] But to be fair It's not every day your Doc asks How did sauce get in there?
[Rebecca] Hello, nice to meet you You seem really cool [Greg] Hello, nice to meet you I am indeed really cool
[Rebecca & Greg] If you have a message For my doppelganger I'm happy to pass it along As a favor
[Greg] Tell her I have her scrunchie [Rebecca] I still have his coat [Greg] Tell her she kissed good [Rebecca] Tell him I have notes
[Rebecca] Tell him it's sad That he had to hide [Greg] Tell her arrabbiata Is not for inside
[Rebecca] Tell him I'm sorry [Greg] Tell her I am too
[Rebecca & Greg] Now that's settled It's nice to meet you It's nice to meet you In various meet cutes It's nice to meet you
