An old man's at the department store 
 
 But he's not shopping today 
 
 Stroking mannequins with wrinkled hands 
 
 He clumsily masturbates 
 
  
  Stealing plastic arms and legs 
 
 So he won't hurt real women 
 
 Fulfills his need by painting seed 
 
 On half-dressed mannequins 
  
 
 The old man hugs the plastic ladies 
 
 Until their wigs fall off 
 
 He licks their painted heads and wonders 
 
 If their silence is enough 
  
 
 Gluing clothes to plastic skin 
 
 The lonely man needs something more 
 
 Semen in the discount bin 
 
 Security chase him through the store 
  
 
 Mannequin 
 
 He comes to you again 
 
 With penis in hand 
 
 Mannequin 
  
 
 The old man weeps in the women's section 
 
 His favorite dummy's gone 
 
 She was 5'9" with shapely legs 
 
 And assembled in Taiwan 
  
 
 He searches in the dumpster 
 
 And finds a sea of limbs 
 
 He dives into the plastic pile 
 
 They finally embrace him