Women are sweet
And girls are honey
But beat your meat
And save your money
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I strut on by the corner whore
And walk into the grocery store
These slick pages of their magazine
Are accompanied by their Vaseline
The lubrication is for masturbation
It's high time for a celebration
I'm feeling proud of my slab of meat
I get into the groove, I feel the beat
I'm up against the porcelain of the sink
My things are getting funny, I start to blink
My mama comes, she says: Are you asleep?
I freeze, I don't utter a single peep
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a cool operator
I get back to the groove
I feel the beat
My mouth starts to stutter
I see the heat
The fine clean girl at the Beverly Center
Is looking real good in her tight-fitting sweater
The shiny material of her slacks
Are getting to me (ok, relax)
I drop a Jackson bill for the looker
She bends herself over like a high class hooker
My face be a-strainin'
I just can stop
I'm gritting my teeth
I'm a-ready to pop
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I look into the ceiling
I see what I know
That feeling is reeling
I think there's a glow
I see everything so clear
I don't really know what I'm doing here
I close the bathroom door
I be looking so cool
My mama don't know I've been touching my tool
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I'ma so happy that I be a man
'Cause I got the whole world in my hands
I got the whole world in my hands
I'ma happy that I be a man
I'm an auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
Au-to-mani-pu-la-tor
Auto-manipulator
Auto-manipulator
I play with myself
I'm a masturbator
I'm an au-to-mani-pu-la-tor
Auto-manipulator
Ha ha, ni-pu-la-tor
Auto-manipulator, ha
See it, hear it, move it, feel it, steal it, deal it
Feel the groove
So smooth
Haha
Mani-pu-la-tor
