Yesterday I had my birthday Everyone wished me good luck So I got up on the table
When I came back home Everyone had left Messages on my machine I felt very clean I felt very clean
I erased the messages on my machine And the tape was clean And the tape was clean
Then I made a telephone call And I was mean So I apologized I felt obscene I felt obscene
I brushed my teeth The sink was dirty underneath I could smell it You could tell it I saw my face in the mirror I sprayed it and it was clearer My expression showed smell My expression showed smell
I went to the bedroom And I fell asleep In my dreams, I was a creep In my dreams, I was a creep
And when I awoke The first thing I spoke was clean I fired my associates and started anew
