I got this sweet job coming up
How about this? Shut your mouth
Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat
And I'll shut it for you
I believe in the monsters
Which lay beneath
My bed, I cradle sheets
All the time
I believe reptiles run society
I make money
From fallen teeth
All the time
And I believe
The Moon is made of cheese
That I'm a celebrity
In due time
But I don't believe
That I've ever seen
You say a single sentence
That's worthy of my attention
Please shut your mouth
You've never said a word
That someone's really heard
Yeah, shut your mouth
Everyone around
Just wants you to pipe down
You think that it's all okay
To say the things that are on your brain
Well I think not
I don't care about your day
Yet every day you need to explain
How it was
And I believe
The Moon is made of cheese
That I'm a celebrity
In due time
But I don't believe
That I've ever seen you say a single sentence
That's worthy of my attention
So shut your mouth
I know it must seem
Like I'm being really mean
But trust me when I say
I'm doing this for you
So that maybe
One day we'll finally
Agree on what you say
I'm doing this for you
'Cause I don't believe
That I've ever seen you say a single sentence
That's worthy of my attention
Please shut your mouth
You've never said a word
That someone's really heard
Yeah, shut your mouth
Everyone around
Just wants you to pipe down
So shut your mouth
