Dearest darlingest momsie and popsical 
 My dear father 
    There's been some confusion 
 Over rooming here at Shiz 
 But of course, I'll care for Nessa 
 But of course, I'll rise above it 
 For I know that's how you'd want me to respond 
 Yes, there's been some confusion 
 For you see, my room-mate is   
 Unusually and exceedingly peculiar 
 And altogether quite impossible to describe   
 Blonde   
 What is this feeling 
 So sudden and new? 
 I felt the moment 
 I laid eyes on you 
 My pulse is rushing 
 My head is reeling 
 My face is flushing   
 What is this feeling? 
 Fervid as a flame 
 Does it have a name? 
 Yes!   
 Loathing 
 Unadulterated loathing 
 For your face 
 Your voice 
 Your clothing 
 Let's just say, I loathe it all!   
 Every little trait, however small 
 Makes my very flesh begin to crawl 
 With simple utter loathing 
 There's a strange exhilaration 
 In such total detestation 
 It's so pure! So strong! 
 Though I do admit it came on fast 
 Still I do believe that it can last 
 And I will be loathing 
 Loathing you 
 My whole life long!   
 Dear Glinda, you are just too good! 
 How do you stand it? I don't think I could! 
 She's a terror! She's a tartar! 
 We don't mean to show a bias 
 But Glinda you're a martyr!   
 Well, these things are sent to try us!   
 Poor Glinda, forced to reside 
 With someone so disgusticified 
 We just want to tell you 
 We're all on your side! 
 We share your   
 What is this feeling 
 So sudden and new? 
 I felt the moment 
 I laid eyes on you 
 My pulse is rushing 
 My head is reeling 
 Oh, what is this feeling?   
 Does it have a name? 
 Yes   
 There's a strange exhilaration 
 In such total detestation 
 It's so pure, so strong! 
 So strong!   
 Though I do admit it came on fast 
 Still I do believe that it can last all 
 And I will be loathing 
 For, forever loathing 
 Truly, deeply loathing you loathing you 
 My whole life long! 
 Unadulterated loathing   
 Boo!