He laid face down
 
 In the desert sand
 
 Clutching a sixgun
 
 In his hand
 
 And me & Maria went to watch him die.
 
 Suddenly the raised and said:
 
 Help me now, or I shoot you dead!.
 
 - I got an arrow in my back
 
 And it aches as hell!!
 
  
  So we jumped on down in the yellow sand
 
 Started helping this gunfighting man
 
 He was sixfeet tall'n'four feet wide
 
 And the wagon tipped from side to side
 
 Driving into the red, red sun
 
 Poor mule he could hardly run
 
 I turned my head to Maria
 
 And she turned her head to mine:
 
 And we knew...
 
 What he was going to do
 
 He was going to shoo-oo-oy
 
 His whole way through
 
 And his name was on the pistol
 
 - And he was son of a gun!!
  
 
 As we went driving into town
 
 We saw these posters all around
 
 There was a big reward upon his head
 
 - Coz' the marshall wanted to see
 
 Him dead...
 
 As we talked about this gunfighting man
 
 We saw the steel in his hand:
 
 Now folks I want to see you run!
 
 To the rythm of my gun!!
 
 And we knew...
  
 
 Well I was saved & I was glad
 
 Thanks to my old stetson hat®
 
 It went through the top
 
 Only leaving a spot
 
 It was fabricated by an indian bud
 
 Who did not now that he was hot
 
 Hanging on the posters everywhere...
  
 
 So I took one step back
 
 And tipped my hat
 
 And looked him in his eyes
 
 Aom shit he was telling me the
 
 Dirtiest lies
 
 I had no time to get away
 
 I was trapped in the USA
 
 C'mon Maria, let's get out of his war...
  
 
 And we knew...
  
 
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 %#/(/%?#/#(/%#!
 
 #%/)#/%!#(/!#%/
  
 
 And we knew...
  
 
 Dow! Flam bam! Pow! Bow!