I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
 
 I'm countin' the cattle
 
 Just to check if there alive
 
 I'm countin' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
 
 I'm countin' the cattle once again.
 
  
  Well, the first little cow
 
 She went for a climb, fell off the
 
 Mountain - and then we were 9
 
 The second little cow, she went out
 
 For a date
 
 Discovered it was Wolfie
 
 And then we were 8
  
 
 I'm countin'...
  
 
 Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks
 
 - Met some horny bulls
 
 And now I'm only countin' 6
  
 
 Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key
 
 The're hanging at the butchers
 
 And I'm only counting 3
  
 
 I'm countin'...
  
 
 Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin'
 
 Fun!! They packed their things
 
 And left! And I'm only countin'
 
 1!!
  
 
 Well here we are
 
 Me and Molly
 
 She is brown-spottet, cheerful
 
 And she is jolly
 
 Our son is a muuhtant
 
 - But who gives a damn
 
 - I mean, when the folks
 
 Downtown, calls us:
 
 Mister and mam!!
  
 
 I'm counting...