I want a rinky dinky doodad for christmas i do
My friends at school all want one too
I want a rinky dinky doodad for christmas
It's excellent, awesome, and cool
Hey dad,
Yes son,
Did you go shopko?
I was in line for a week, and they have no more
Hey mom,
Yes dear,
Did you go kmart?
Yes and i barely survived
There was no place to park so i parked across town
And when i got inside i was nearly knocked down
By the eye gouging, cart stealing, hair pulling mob
Then a message came over the intercom
Attention kmart shoppers, blue light special in toy
Department on rinky stinky doo dums. or whatever... 40% off next five minutes only
Ladies screaming, purses bashing, children crying, carts are crashing, shoppers to and fro are dashing, blue light special, prices slashing,
Every year this christmas madness,
Got to give the gift of gladness, over there i see the last one, got to get there be the fast one,
Oh my god, there's one more left and i've got it!
So did you get me one mom?
Yes, no dear, but you'll have to wait till christmas morning to find out
Yippie!!!!!
I got a rinky, dinky, doodad for christmas i did
I just can't wait to tell all the kids
I got a rinky, dinky, doodad for christmas (....stop)
Son,
Yes dad,
Sorry but we'll have to send mr. rinky back
Why dad?
Because mr. doodads been chewing
Children's toes off, so they've been recalled.
Oh, that's ok dad, cause what i really want is even more better...
Well, what is it son? a new football, a bike, a
Computer game?
I want a super yooper (parents groan), bing boing for christmas i do
My friends at school all want one too
A super yooper bing boing for christmas
It's excellent, awesome and cool
