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Dan Bern - Tiger Woods
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Dan Bern - Baby Bye Bye
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Dan Bern - Jerusalem
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Dan Bern - Kurt
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Dan Bern - The Golden Voice Of Vin Scully
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Dan Bern - When The Earth Had Two Moons
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Dan Bern - 42
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Dan Bern - 73
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Dan Bern - Alaska Highway
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Dan Bern - Ballpark
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Dan Bern - Beautiful Trees
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Dan Bern - Bush Must Be Defeated
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Dan Bern - Capetown
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Dan Bern - Carried Away
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Dan Bern - Chain Around my Neck
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Dan Bern - Chick Singers
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Dan Bern - city
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Dan Bern - Closer To You
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Dan Bern - Come Back Andy Pettitte
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Dan Bern - Comme Vous Le Faites Tous
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Dan Bern - crow
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Dan Bern - Cure For Aids
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Dan Bern - Disarmament
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Dan Bern - Don't Get Mad, Get Even
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Dan Bern - Don't Make me Leave
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Dan Bern - Drips
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Dan Bern - Estelle
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Dan Bern - Eva
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Dan Bern - Five-Nothing Lead
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Dan Bern - Fly Away
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Dan Bern - Gamblin' With My Love (Pete Rose)
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Dan Bern - Go To Sleep
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Dan Bern - God Said No
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Dan Bern - Graceland
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Dan Bern - Haarlem
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Dan Bern - Hannibal
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Dan Bern - Hey God
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Dan Bern - Hiroshima
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Dan Bern - Holy House
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Dan Bern - Home
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Dan Bern - I Need You
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Dan Bern - I'm Not From Around Here
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Dan Bern - I'm Not The Guy
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Dan Bern - jane
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Dan Bern - Johnny Sylvester Comes Back to Visit The Babe
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Dan Bern - Joyce And Gallarraga
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Dan Bern - King Of The World
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Dan Bern - Krautmeyer
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Dan Bern - Kurt Cobain
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Dan Bern - Little Russian Girl
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Dan Bern - Live Another Day
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Dan Bern - Lou Gehrig's Disease
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Dan Bern - Love Makes All The Other Worlds Go 'Round
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Dan Bern - Love, War And a Baseball Game
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Dan Bern - Luke The Drifter
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Dan Bern - Marilyn
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Dan Bern - Merkle
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Dan Bern - Mexican Vacation
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Dan Bern - Monica
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Dan Bern - Never Fall In Love
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Dan Bern - New American Language
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Dan Bern - No Missing Link
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Dan Bern - Oh Sister
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Dan Bern - One Dance
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Dan Bern - One Thing Real
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Dan Bern - Party By Myself
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Dan Bern - Queen
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Dan Bern - Rainin' In Madrid
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Dan Bern - Rincon
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Dan Bern - Rolling Away
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Dan Bern - Seven Miles An Hour
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Dan Bern - sex
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Dan Bern - Smartie Mine
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Dan Bern - soul
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Dan Bern - Sunday Never Comes
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Dan Bern - Superman
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Dan Bern - Suzanne
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Dan Bern - Sweetness
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Dan Bern - Swing Set
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Dan Bern - Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues
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Dan Bern - The Sun Shines On Mccovey Cove
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Dan Bern - The Year-by-year Home Runs Totals Of Barry Bonds
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Dan Bern - These Living Dreams
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Dan Bern - This Side Of The White Lines
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Dan Bern - Too Late To Die Young
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Dan Bern - True Revolutionaries
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Dan Bern - Wasteland
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Dan Bern - When My Buckner Moment Comes
Disarmament
Dan Bern
on the side of the highway no more
to see if someone
needs help
You can't pick
a hitchhiker up
He might
She might have a gun
How could you send your kid
to an American school now?
I could not send my kid
to an American school
Well I can almost see you
having a gun
if you lived out, way out
on the open range
If there was no one, no one
within 30 miles of you
Mostly we live next to
and right on top of each other
Well back in 1933
Einstein left Germany
He knew what he was feeling
And he wasn't feeling safe
I wonder if he felt like his number
could come up any time
I wonder if he felt entered
in some dark lottery
It's no wonder
we need so many drugs
The mall on the edge of town
has turned into Beirut
I do not like
anyone walking behind me
And I do not want to get stopped
by the cops for anything
I'm talking disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Talking disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
See, I do not want my politicians in my bed or in my house or house of God
I don't care what they believe
Or what they look like or who their daddy is
And I do not care who a senator sucks or a president fucks at all
How many ads they got on TV
What they did or did not do in the war
See I'd rather kill the guns
Then have to kill off my emotions
I'm scared to speak my mind
Or disagree
Or even move
I might get noticed
Man, it's just no fun anymore
The golden rule has changed
Fire unto others
before they fire unto you
I don't need no more erection pills
I don't need a million baldness cures
Hell, these days to die in a car crash
Is practically dignified
What's the point of going to the health club
building your body, pumping them weights?
If a five-year-old can walk up
and blow you away
Hey governor
Whatchyou doing about the guns?
Hey candidate
Whatchyou gonna do about the guns?
I don't really want to die
'cuz someone's pissed off at his girlfriend
I don't want my kid to die
'cuz someone didn't make the football team
I don't care what John Rocker says
The first amendment's good by me
But the second one's outdated
It's ashes ought to be burned and scattered
We're talking disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Talking disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
I write this from some highway rest stop
Now I'm gonna go sleep in my van
In America these days
That makes me practically a hero
I don't care what the top ten movies are
I don't care who just won a million dollars
I don't care what you think of abortion
Though I think it's probably better to eat the egg than kill the chicken
Hey senator
Whatchyou gonna do about the guns?
Hey Mrs. President
Whatchyou gonna do about the guns?
Hey Batman
Whatchyou gonna do about the guns?
Hey Superman
Whatchyou gonna do about the guns?
Hey Lone Ranger
You ain't alone anymore
Too many other rangers
Time to turn in your gun
Hey policeman
Time to turn in your gun
Hey everybody
Time to turn in your gun
England isn't coming
We ain't holding off the Huns
If you want to hunt the elk
Check out a gun like you check out your bowling shoes
See, I've heard all the arguments
"We need the guns against the government"
But the last time that I checked
The government's supposed to be us
And if that isn't true
Let's have a revolution right now
But if the government is us
Let's get rid of all the guns
People say it could never happen
Well, that's what they said about Jim Crow
The day he became president
John F. Kennedy said "Let us begin"
We need disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Talking disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
Disarmament
I used to live next to a nursery school
Those kids screamed all day, every day
I often dreamed about killing them
I'm glad I didn't have a gun