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    Dane Cook - Abducted

  2. 2

    Dane Cook - Bathroom

  3. 3

    Dane Cook - Car Accident

  4. 4

    Dane Cook - Don't Tickle Me!

  5. 5

    Dane Cook - Fireman & Policeman and Mini Putt Security Guard

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    Dane Cook - Five Sisters

  7. 7

    Dane Cook - Forward

  8. 8

    Dane Cook - Fuk And The Finga

  9. 9

    Dane Cook - I'll Never Be You

  10. 10

    Dane Cook - Intro

  11. 11

    Dane Cook - Itchy asshole

  12. 12

    Dane Cook - Just Wanna Dance

  13. 13

    Dane Cook - Not So Kool-aid

  14. 14

    Dane Cook - Operation - Monopoly

  15. 15

    Dane Cook - Parking Structure

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    Dane Cook - Pregnant Lady

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    Dane Cook - Simon Said

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    Dane Cook - Slip 'N' Bleed

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    Dane Cook - Speak'n'spell

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    Dane Cook - Superpowers

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    Dane Cook - The BK Lounge

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    Dane Cook - Tire in The Face

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    Dane Cook - Umm, Hello?

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    Dane Cook - Would You Rather...

Fuk And The Finga

Dane Cook

I've been swearing a lot lately.
Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear
All the time? Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is.
It's perfect. It's just FUCK.
I's cuz it's got the ffff and the uh and the CA!... Fu-ca!
When somebody finally says Hey Fuck you!, there's nothing better.
I just look at them and I go yeah. Yeah that's right fuck me.
Good use of fuck right there.
You really gotta emphasize the fff too, right.
Say fuck, FUCK. You can't- you gotta hit the F. You can't go f -UCK.
Doesn't have the same who-uh-kuk. Can't just hit the K. UCK. No.
This guy, now we got in this little beef, we got in this little fight, right.
And he yelled fuck you. And there's nothing about- once somebody
Hits you with fuck you. That's it. There's nothing better.
There's nothing about- you can't come back with... Oh? Fuck me?
Yeah uh Gaylord! No, doesn't have the same-.

The he gave me the finger, this dude gave me the finger.
He gave me the best finger I've ever seen.
You know, sometimes people give you the finger and it's sucks.
They're like
*fart*
Trick or treat! And you just laugh cuz they don't- no form or anything.
It's just this stump, this little pig... pig hoof. Wee.
Yeah that's a good one. This dude he fuckin was like *BOOM*
He fucking- it was huge! He had like 8 knuckles man.
It was like a rocket, it went *SHOOO*
It exploded in the sky and a thousand tiny fingers rained down on me.

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