1. 1

    Dane Cook - Abducted

  2. 2

    Dane Cook - Bathroom

  3. 3

    Dane Cook - Car Accident

  4. 4

    Dane Cook - Don't Tickle Me!

  5. 5

    Dane Cook - Fireman & Policeman and Mini Putt Security Guard

  6. 6

    Dane Cook - Five Sisters

  7. 7

    Dane Cook - Forward

  8. 8

    Dane Cook - Fuk And The Finga

  9. 9

    Dane Cook - I'll Never Be You

  10. 10

    Dane Cook - Intro

  11. 11

    Dane Cook - Itchy asshole

  12. 12

    Dane Cook - Just Wanna Dance

  13. 13

    Dane Cook - Not So Kool-aid

  14. 14

    Dane Cook - Operation - Monopoly

  15. 15

    Dane Cook - Parking Structure

  16. 16

    Dane Cook - Pregnant Lady

  17. 17

    Dane Cook - Simon Said

  18. 18

    Dane Cook - Slip 'N' Bleed

  19. 19

    Dane Cook - Speak'n'spell

  20. 20

    Dane Cook - Superpowers

  21. 21

    Dane Cook - The BK Lounge

  22. 22

    Dane Cook - Tire in The Face

  23. 23

    Dane Cook - Umm, Hello?

  24. 24

    Dane Cook - Would You Rather...

Pregnant Lady

Dane Cook

uh..OOh . You're gonna have a little baby?
Oh you're pretty far a long there. What ah how long?
You wanna have him right now? Can we force it or something?
You think he can hear me right now?
You know like some people put music on there you.
I mean like do you put the headphones on there? You do that really?
Do you guys still fuck? Does he ever grab your cock inside and go
EHH I'M IN HERE! ..I can't here you BK Broiler!
Can I say hello to him Can I get right up there and and talk?
HI HELLO. You know he's in there like
*baby noises*
Wanna hear something, really this is a fact about me that you don't know.
When I was in the womb, I used to jerk off.
I- that's how young I started jerking off,in the womb.
There's x-rays or whatever.
Cat scans or sketches of me and I'm like this NOO NOO Yeah,
I didn't even know if I was a boy or a girl.
So sometimes I would pretend I was a DJ *scratch noises*
NO...No I can't talk yet.*scratch noises* Maybe this..maybe this..
maybe I do this! Maybe this. I have not decided.
What is this cord keep getting in my way?
Why am I talking like a baby Mexican?
Why did I just give myself that weird accent?

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