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Dayglo Abortions - 1967
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Dayglo Abortions - After All These Beers
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Dayglo Abortions - America Eats Her Young
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Dayglo Abortions - Argh Fuck Kill
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Dayglo Abortions - Bedtime Story
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Dayglo Abortions - Ben Gets Off
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Dayglo Abortions - Ben Hoffman's Nose
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Dayglo Abortions - Big Ass Truck
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Dayglo Abortions - Black Sabbath
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Dayglo Abortions - Christina Bin Laden
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Dayglo Abortions - Courage In A Can
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Dayglo Abortions - Die Sinner Die
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Dayglo Abortions - Dogfarts
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Dayglo Abortions - Dragons
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Dayglo Abortions - Dream Date Of The 90's
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Dayglo Abortions - Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music
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Dayglo Abortions - Drugged And Driving
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Dayglo Abortions - Drunk On Power
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Dayglo Abortions - Euthanasia Day
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Dayglo Abortions - Executioner
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Dayglo Abortions - Fuck My Shit Stinks
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Dayglo Abortions - Fuck Satan To Death
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Dayglo Abortions - Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke)
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Dayglo Abortions - Germ Attack
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Dayglo Abortions - Gutter Ball
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Dayglo Abortions - Here Today, Guano Tomorrow
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Dayglo Abortions - Hide The Hamster
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Dayglo Abortions - Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads
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Dayglo Abortions - How Low Will You Go?
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Dayglo Abortions - I Do The Best That I Can
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Dayglo Abortions - I Just Can't Say No To Drugs
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Dayglo Abortions - I Killed Mommy
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Dayglo Abortions - I'm My Own God
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Dayglo Abortions - Inside My Head
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Dayglo Abortions - Kill Johnny Stiff
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Dayglo Abortions - Kill The Hosers
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Dayglo Abortions - Marijuanathon
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Dayglo Abortions - My Erection
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Dayglo Abortions - My Girl
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Dayglo Abortions - My Kingdom On Earth
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Dayglo Abortions - My Mother Was A Man
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Dayglo Abortions - Oh Wendy O
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Dayglo Abortions - Old School
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Dayglo Abortions - One Cheque From The Street
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Dayglo Abortions - Proud To Be Canadian
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Dayglo Abortions - Release The Hostages
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Dayglo Abortions - Religious Bumfucks
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Dayglo Abortions - Scared Of People
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Dayglo Abortions - Scientology
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Dayglo Abortions - Shred Central
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Dayglo Abortions - Squeegee Night In Canada
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Dayglo Abortions - Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt
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Dayglo Abortions - Stupid Songs
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Dayglo Abortions - Stupid World
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Dayglo Abortions - Suicide
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Dayglo Abortions - Surfer Girl
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Dayglo Abortions - The Idiot
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Dayglo Abortions - The Jack
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Dayglo Abortions - The Land Of The Midnight Sun
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Dayglo Abortions - The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth
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Dayglo Abortions - Two Dogs Fucking
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Dayglo Abortions - Used To Be In Love
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Dayglo Abortions - Vine Neil
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Dayglo Abortions - Wake Up America
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Dayglo Abortions - When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
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Dayglo Abortions - Where's Bin Laden?
When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
Dayglo Abortions
This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over
The man who lives there is creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets
All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
When the big hand meets the little hand
I know you're bad but this guys worse
When the big hand meets the little hand
Now you might think that your parents are cruel
Sending you off to get molested is not very cool
But you should have thought about that when you were being bad
Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad
But if you're lucky and quick to act
You just might escape with your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone
Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home
But instead of your parents dial 9111
And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them
"Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's
stuck his glove up my shorts"
All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
When the big hand meets the little hand
Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight
When the big hand meets the little hand
