- 1
Dayglo Abortions - My Mother Was A Man
- 2
Dayglo Abortions - Two Dogs Fucking
- 3
Dayglo Abortions - 1967
- 4
Dayglo Abortions - After All These Beers
- 5
Dayglo Abortions - America Eats Her Young
- 6
Dayglo Abortions - Argh Fuck Kill
- 7
Dayglo Abortions - Bedtime Story
- 8
Dayglo Abortions - Ben Gets Off
- 9
Dayglo Abortions - Ben Hoffman's Nose
- 10
Dayglo Abortions - Big Ass Truck
- 11
Dayglo Abortions - Black Sabbath
- 12
Dayglo Abortions - Christina Bin Laden
- 13
Dayglo Abortions - Courage In A Can
- 14
Dayglo Abortions - Die Sinner Die
- 15
Dayglo Abortions - Dogfarts
- 16
Dayglo Abortions - Dragons
- 17
Dayglo Abortions - Dream Date Of The 90's
- 18
Dayglo Abortions - Drink Beer Smoke Pot Play Music
- 19
Dayglo Abortions - Drugged And Driving
- 20
Dayglo Abortions - Drunk On Power
- 21
Dayglo Abortions - Euthanasia Day
- 22
Dayglo Abortions - Executioner
- 23
Dayglo Abortions - Fuck My Shit Stinks
- 24
Dayglo Abortions - Fuck Satan To Death
- 25
Dayglo Abortions - Fuck The World (If It Can't Take A Joke)
- 26
Dayglo Abortions - Germ Attack
- 27
Dayglo Abortions - Gutter Ball
- 28
Dayglo Abortions - Here Today, Guano Tomorrow
- 29
Dayglo Abortions - Hide The Hamster
- 30
Dayglo Abortions - Homophobic Sexist Cokeheads
- 31
Dayglo Abortions - How Low Will You Go?
- 32
Dayglo Abortions - I Do The Best That I Can
- 33
Dayglo Abortions - I Just Can't Say No To Drugs
- 34
Dayglo Abortions - I Killed Mommy
- 35
Dayglo Abortions - I'm My Own God
- 36
Dayglo Abortions - Inside My Head
- 37
Dayglo Abortions - Kill Johnny Stiff
- 38
Dayglo Abortions - Kill The Hosers
- 39
Dayglo Abortions - Marijuanathon
- 40
Dayglo Abortions - My Erection
- 41
Dayglo Abortions - My Girl
- 42
Dayglo Abortions - My Kingdom On Earth
- 43
Dayglo Abortions - Oh Wendy O
- 44
Dayglo Abortions - Old School
- 45
Dayglo Abortions - One Cheque From The Street
- 46
Dayglo Abortions - Proud To Be Canadian
- 47
Dayglo Abortions - Release The Hostages
- 48
Dayglo Abortions - Religious Bumfucks
- 49
Dayglo Abortions - Scared Of People
- 50
Dayglo Abortions - Scientology
- 51
Dayglo Abortions - Shred Central
- 52
Dayglo Abortions - Squeegee Night In Canada
- 53
Dayglo Abortions - Stupid Fuckin' Drunk Cunt
- 54
Dayglo Abortions - Stupid Songs
- 55
Dayglo Abortions - Stupid World
- 56
Dayglo Abortions - Suicide
- 57
Dayglo Abortions - Surfer Girl
- 58
Dayglo Abortions - The Idiot
- 59
Dayglo Abortions - The Jack
- 60
Dayglo Abortions - The Land Of The Midnight Sun
- 61
Dayglo Abortions - The Spawn Of Yog Sothoth
- 62
Dayglo Abortions - Used To Be In Love
- 63
Dayglo Abortions - Vine Neil
- 64
Dayglo Abortions - Wake Up America
- 65
Dayglo Abortions - When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
- 66
Dayglo Abortions - Where's Bin Laden?
The Jack
Dayglo Abortions
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless!
