Hit me
 
 Going, going, gone
 
 Now I dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago
 
 Don't you see how late they're reactin'
 
 They only come and they come when they wanna
 
 So get the morgue enbalm the goner
 
 They don't care cuz they stay paid anyway
 
 They teach ya like an ace they ain't be betrayed
 
 I know you stumble with no use people
 
 If your life is on the line they you're dead today
 
 Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
 
 That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
 
 I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
 
 With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
 
 They are the kings cuz they swing amputation
 
 Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
 
 I can prove it to you watch the rotation
 
 It all adds up to a fucked up situation
 
  
  So get up get get get, get down
 
 9-1-1 is a joke in yo' town
 
 Get up get get get, get down
 
 Late 9-1-1 wears the late crown
  
 
 9-1-1 is a joke (x2)
  
 
 Everyday they don't never come correct
 
 You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
 
 He's a witness to the job never being done
 
 He would've been in full 8 9-1-1
 
 Was a joke cuz they' always jokin'
 
 They the token to your life when it's croakin'
 
 They need to be in a pawn shop on a
 
 9-1-1 is a joke we don't want 'em
 
 I call a cab cuz a cab will come quicker
 
 The doctors huddle up and call a flea ficker
 
 The reason that I say that cuz they
 
 Flick you off like fleas
 
 They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
 
 And to the strength so go the length
 
 Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
 
 You better wake up and smell the real flavor
 
 Cuz 9-1-1 is a fake life saver
  
 
 Chourus
  
 
 Ow, ow, 9-1-1 is a joke