Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to drunk
Too drunk to fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In eraser head
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to drunk
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Oh baby
I'm melting
Like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
