Thirty-six club's nights 
 Spinning around my neck 
 People talking too loud 
 Oh people talking too loud 
    Feeling like schmuck 
 Talking about the fun 
 I tried to have, I'm looking 
 I'm looking for the hole that takes to hell   
 Thirty-six Donald Dicks 
 You have to know how to do the duck 
 Thirty-six Donald Dicks 
 Come on, baby, suck my duck   
 Yesterday I lost a friend 
 I was waiting for a piece 
 And he sends me the police man 
 And now a dead can't answer where is the gun   
 And cops are having real, real bad fun 
 Thirty-six mutilated bodies 
 Burning in a hot sauce 
 Made of blood of other victims   
 Thirty-six Donald Dicks 
 You have to know how to do the duck 
 Thirty-six Donald Dicks 
 Come on, baby, suck my duck