Dragons may breathe on you
And leave you a little crispy too
But at least you know what they think
Just trying to live at your expense
Granimal walkin' tall
In the pre-historic mall
Shoot 'em, shoot 'em, shoot 'em
Who is the monster in the room?
Two choices: Me or you
Two choices: Me or you
Two choices: Me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
You're not a bride, not a groom
In your bedroom
Granimal, walking tall
Granimal at the mall
Ants will crawl, right on you
Limb by limb, irrevocably
Till when they gently overtake you
They will gently overtake you
And make you into an image of them
Who is the monster in the room?
Two choices: Me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
But you're not a bride or a groom
Who is the monster in the room?
Two choices: Me or you
I can wiggle like a bug in the broom
But you're not a bride or a groom
One, two, SNFU
Chi Pig, Chi Pig
It doesn't matter how you sing
It doesn't matter how hard you scream
Mr. Chi Pig
