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Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus
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Dead Milkmen - How It's Gonna Be
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Dead Milkmen - The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
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Dead Milkmen - The Puking Song
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Dead Milkmen - Watching Scotty Die
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Dead Milkmen - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
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Dead Milkmen - 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
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Dead Milkmen - Air Crash Museum
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Dead Milkmen - All Around the World
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Dead Milkmen - Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
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Dead Milkmen - Astro Zombies
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Dead Milkmen - At the Moment
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Dead Milkmen - Bad Party
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Party Vietnam
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Song
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Dead Milkmen - Beige Sunshine
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Dead Milkmen - Belafonte's Inferno
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Dead Milkmen - Big Deal
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Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
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Dead Milkmen - Big Scary Place
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Dead Milkmen - Big Time Operator
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Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
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Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys
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Dead Milkmen - Born To Love Volcanos
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Dead Milkmen - Brat In The Frat
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Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory
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Dead Milkmen - City Of Mud
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Dead Milkmen - Crystalline
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Dead Milkmen - Dead Milkmen
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Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream
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Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose
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Dead Milkmen - Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
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Dead Milkmen - Don't Deny Your Inner Child
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Dead Milkmen - Earwig
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Dead Milkmen - Epic Tales of Adventure
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Dead Milkmen - Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
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Dead Milkmen - Fifty Things
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Dead Milkmen - Filet Of Sole
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Dead Milkmen - God's Kid Brother
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Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland
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Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Happy Is
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Dead Milkmen - Helicopter Interiors
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Dead Milkmen - Here Comes Mr X
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Dead Milkmen - Howard Beware
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Dead Milkmen - I Hear Your Name
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Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
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Dead Milkmen - I Am The Walrus
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Dead Milkmen - I Can't Stay Awake
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate Myself
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate You, I Love You
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Dead Milkmen - I Started To Hate You
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Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over the Ottoman
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Dead Milkmen - I Walk the Thinnest Line
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Dead Milkmen - I'm Flying Away
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Dead Milkmen - If I Had a Gun
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Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
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Dead Milkmen - In Praise of Sha na Na
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Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit
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Dead Milkmen - Jason's Head
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Dead Milkmen - Jellyfish Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Junkie
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Dead Milkmen - Khrissy
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Dead Milkmen - Laundromat Song
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Dead Milkmen - Leggo My Ego
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Dead Milkmen - Let's Get The Baby High
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Dead Milkmen - Life Is Shit
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Dead Milkmen - Like To Be Alone
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Dead Milkmen - Little Man in My Head
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Dead Milkmen - Little Volcano
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Dead Milkmen - Lucky
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Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book
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Dead Milkmen - Moron
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Dead Milkmen - My Many Smells
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Dead Milkmen - Nitro Burning Funny Cars
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Dead Milkmen - Nobody Falls Like
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Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy
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Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me
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Dead Milkmen - Nutrition
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Dead Milkmen - Part 3
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Dead Milkmen - Peter Bazooka
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Dead Milkmen - Plum Dumb
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Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Rastabilly
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Dead Milkmen - RC's Mom
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Dead Milkmen - Right Wing Pigeons
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Dead Milkmen - Ringo Buys a Rifle
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Dead Milkmen - Rocketship
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Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge
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Dead Milkmen - Shaft In Greenland
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Dead Milkmen - Silly Dreams
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Dead Milkmen - Six Days
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Dead Milkmen - Smokin' Banana Peels
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Dead Milkmen - Song For Michael's Pipe
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Dead Milkmen - Spit Sink
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Dead Milkmen - Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
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Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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Dead Milkmen - Surfin' Cow
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Dead Milkmen - Swampland Of Desire
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Dead Milkmen - Swordfish
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Dead Milkmen - Tacoland
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me Apart
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me To The Specialist
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Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
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Dead Milkmen - The Badger Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy
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Dead Milkmen - The Blues Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Conspiracy Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Fez
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Dead Milkmen - The Girl With The Strong Arm
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Dead Milkmen - The Guitar Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Man Who Rides The Bus
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Dead Milkmen - The Pit
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Dead Milkmen - The Secret of Life
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Dead Milkmen - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
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Dead Milkmen - The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
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Dead Milkmen - Tiny Town
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Dead Milkmen - Train I Ride
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Dead Milkmen - Two Feet Off The Ground
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Dead Milkmen - V.F.W.
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Dead Milkmen - Violent School
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Dead Milkmen - When I Get To Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Where The Tarantula Lives
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Dead Milkmen - Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys
The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
Dead Milkmen
Her body was found incorrupt with no sign of decay
Saint Frances Xavier got dug up in 1975
All the priests were really relieved when he looked like he was still alive
Believe it or not
Some saints don't rot
They're bodies don't decay
While most of us
Just turn to dust
Shortly after we pass away
Saint Bernadette still looks mighty fresh though she's been dead for years
Her cheeks still have a pinkish hue and there's colour in her ears
Saint Josaphat looked like a drowned rat when they fished him out of the river
Yet after a week he didn't even reek and that made the heathens shiver
Honest to God
You can lay 'em in sod
In coffins made of wood
And when they're exhumed
From where they're entombed
They'll still look pretty good
Believe it or not
Some saints don't rot
They're bodies don't decay
While most of us
Just turn to dust
Shortly after we pass away
Saint Andrew was flayed alive and his tongue ripped from his head
Yet everyone who saw him agreed that he looked even better dead
Saint Catherine Laboure is tucked away in a tiny church in Paris
Though she looks pretty neat I'm afraid they cheated, she's filled with carbolic acid!
Honest to God
You can lay 'em in sod
In coffins made of wood
And when they're exhumed
From where they're entombed
They'll still look pretty good
Saints preserve us
