When the odds are stacked against you and you think that life's unfair
And every door you've tried is locked and no one seems to care
Give him a call, he'll say to you, "Hey it'll be alright"
He's the one to turn to, he'll look out for you all night
Cos when you're feeling down when you're feeling blue
He's the only man in town who will look out for you
Nice guy saves the day
He's always ready for the rough, he'll back you up no matter what
A legend in the East of town, in many pubs he buys a round
He walks tall he walks with pride, but I'm telling you
He likes to be invited he won't just turn up unannounced
