I was scanning through the stations 
 Every channel sounded clear 
 With tempo like a timepiece 
 You know you are on a grid you just slide the snare 
 No worries for admission 
 Cause we got you on the list 
 But when your boy found out we don’t put out 
 You know his face turned red and he got so pissed 
    Now there is a message on my cell phone everyday 
 “Hi, this is luke wood from dreamworks” 
 “This is joel mark from mca”   
 Capitol! 
 Send the a&r with a firm offer 
 Interscope! 
 If the answer is no you can write your own 
 But the frenzy britt warned me of has begun 
 Their cash cow killed himself so they’re looking for the next one 
 I was glancing through a glossy 
 I had to scribble out my face 
 Because I’m always self-effacing 
 Or I’m just arrogant I guess they both are fake 
 Like when you listen back on headphones 
 With a trickle in you throat 
 You know its hard to sing and I’ve been struggling 
 But with some auto-tune I can hit the note   
 So it's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 
 “You know that first note was flat but the rest I think sounded great”   
 Capitol! 
 Trash the mobile home at the festival 
 Interscope! 
 Throw that big tv off the balcony 
 Cause the excess excess is drying up 
 So when the bottom drops out boys we will be the lucky ones