Services that don't exist 
 Swapping the derivatives 
 When you're betting on both red and black 
 It's dealer's choice, the deck is always stacked 
    Now he runs the company 
 Cable news celebrity 
 They put him on the front of Forbes 
 He parades the bull like he's a matador   
 It's a frat house full of silver spoons 
 Watching pornography of busts and booms 
 It's a locker room of CEO's 
 Telling dirty jokes   
 They're all betting men who never lose 
 And float away on golden parachutes 
 It's a bonus, not a shake down 
 And they're worth every penny in my bank account   
 Now that you're too big to fail 
 You'll never have to go to jail 
 When you own it, you can rob the bank 
 A bloated Dillinger, a spray-tanned Jesse James   
 It's a frat house full of silver spoons 
 Watching pornography of busts and booms 
 It's a locker room of CEO's 
 Telling racist jokes   
 They're all betting men who never lose 
 And float away on golden parachutes 
 And if Main Street wants a hand out in their underwater houses, 
 Let 'em drown