Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away Look away, look away
The Baudelaires are hiding in a carnival of freaks Count Olaf is the worst, he's been for more than several weeks The lions in the Hinterlands are hungry and quite fierce There is literally no program you could watch that's any weirse
Just look away, look away Theres nothing but horror And inconvenince on the way Ask any stable person: Should I watch? And they will say: Look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away