Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away Look away, look away
The Baudelaires are hiding in a place crawling with doctors Count Olaf's close behind them with his troupe of lousy actors Something dreadful happens with a big, sharp, rusty knife So if I were you, I'd find some other way to spend your life
Just look away, look away There's nothing but horror And inconvenince on the way Ask any stable person: Should I watch? And they will say: Look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away
