Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away Look away, look away
The town of VFD is full of people, full of rules The Quagmires have once again been kidnapped of their jewels The Baudelaires must recuse them but end up getting jailed You might hope that things improve, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed
Just look away, look away There's nothing but horror And inconvenince on the way Ask any stable person: Should I watch? And they will say: Look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away
