You tried out for the high school team
 
 So you would have some childhood dreams
 
 That you and your father could share
 
 Football coach said you're too small
 
 Don't even think of basketball
 
 You knew you were destined to fail
 
  
  Went to the track meet
 
 You wanna be an athlete (sore loser)
 
 Get back in your seat they said
 
 Go to the dugout
 
 Three strikes you stuck out (sore loser)
 
 And home runs flew over your head
  
 
 Looking down on rock n' roll
 
 And you dreamed of scoring goals
 
 You're saving those dreams for your bed
 
 Thought it was cool to be a jock
 
 You ended up a rent-a-cop
 
 A dozen donuts in your hand
  
 
 You're a loser
 
 A sore loser
  
 
 Now it seems the tables turned
 
 The game of life you should have learned
 
 So try using some of your brains
 
 All your high school friends are stars
 
 Driving really fancy cars
 
 The irony drives you insane