Once upon a time On the assembly line Ran my brilliant designs Made of plastic
Then the factory called me Said, "we are appalled, we feel Your new designs are too drastic."
What? Babies with buzz saws? These bankers in charge They lacked vision and imagination
Challenge me, will you? Well, I'll show you all! I'll see to it this wretched company falls I'm not just some nobody Here doing time You fat bastards need me And my brilliant mind!
And so They fired me
And, all through the night As I wept I packed my explosives
And dollies with knives And gasoline filled super-soakers
And deep within my mind My revenge grew ever corrosive
I invaded the building With my army of toys As a fire rang out With a deafening noise I screamed "I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams I'm the greatest creator this world's ever seen!"
Cackle as the fire crackles As the toys attack 'em 'Till they all fall down.
Climbing to the top I hear a helicopter Talking to me as the cops surround
Every corner of the factory Gasoline! It's either them or me It's them or me! To infinity! To insanity!
All through the night As I laughed, I set off my explosives
But alas, I was detained And they labeled me criminally insane
