If I'm a dog I guess I'm a Boston terrier Take me to the park And let me run with my dogs Take a piss on the lawn If I am a dog, ooh Every day I'll wait for you to come home 'Cause I need pets, I need treats, I beg you please
Every time they bark at you You like it when I bite Living just to please you That's the simple life And I want to (I do) I want to (I do) I want to (I do, I do) Oh, I want to (I do) I want to
I wanna be your dog like Iggy Pop and the stooges Other dogs is stupid, I ain't never been a nuisance Other female dog on the block I ain't fuckin' with the new bitch What? You think I'm a Doofus? Waiting, for you to come Back to the crib, back to the yard Poodles and pits don't make me envious 'Cause I left my mark Right on your heart
Every time they bark at you You like it when I bite Living just to please you That's the simple life And I want to (I do) I want to (I do) I want to (I do, I do) Oh, I want to (I do) I want to I want to be your dog, baby
I'm your dog You like it
I wanna be your dog again I wanna be your dog again I wanna be your dog again
