Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 
 I got the feeling something ain't right 
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
 And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs 
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 
 Here I am, stuck in the metal with you 
 Stuck in the metal with you 
    Well, I'm stuck in the metal with you 
 And I'm wondering what is I should do 
 It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face 
 Lose control and I'm all over the place 
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 
 Here I am, stuck in the metal with you   
 [Chorus:] 
 Well, you started out with nothing 
 And you're proud you're a self-made man 
 And your friends they all come crawling 
 Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"   
 [Repeat Chorus]   
 Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 
 I got the feeling something ain't right 
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
 And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs 
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right 
 Here I am, stuck in the metal with you 
 Yes, I'm stuck in the metal with you   
 Here I am, here I am 
 Stuck in the metal with you