Now maria, she is a teller
 
 down at the savings and loan
 
 most of the days
 
 she finds different ways
 
 to kill time while she sits alone
 
 but it's tuesday and the fifteenth
 
 tonight is the night of the bash
 
 the workers of town
 
 plow the bank doors down
 
 to get all their paychecks cashed
 
  
  it's payday in the village
 
 the house band is a playing
 
 don't plan for tomorrow
 
 'cuz everybody's staying
  
 
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 overnight at the pirate's patch
 
 you won't believe the buzz you'll catch
 
 it don't come through drink
 
 it don't come through smoke
 
 it comes through the joy of the village folk
  
 
 now alonzo, he is a foreman
 
 up at the ferguson plant
 
 from eight until four
 
 he will shell out the chores
 
 his laborers sulk 'cuz they can't
 
 but it's mid-month and a tuesday
 
 tonight at the patch they'll be found 
 
 celebrated and vindicated
 
 'cuz alonzo will pick up their rounds
  
 
 devil trumpets blowing
 
 angel choirs singing
 
 don't call on the telephone
 
 'cuz we won't hear the ringing
  
 
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 now alonzo and maria
 
 me about half past nine
 
 he makes a deal to pick up the meal
 
 if she will just pick up the wine
 
 there's a big line at the nightclub
 
 it winds down the neighborhood block
 
 the manager thinks
 
 and he hopes they will drink
 
 'cuz he's kept twice the beer in stock
  
 
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