Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay
nor sing-jay
nor say la la wo wo or yea yea
he say ban ban diddle deh yea
I love that girl Gwen Laden
I love that girl Karen
me say I love that girl Jen
and I'm in love with the three of them
how can I really support them Laden
These girls let me borrow
These girls let me tend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
not even Daniel just a screw like them Laden
They used to go to Ardenne
now live at Hughenden
I told them meet me round the bend
and now it's a quarter past ten Laden
