Well I'm an axe grinder Piledriver 
 Mother says that I never never mind her 
 Got no brains I'm insane 
 Teacher says that I'm one big pain 
 I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor 
 I got a mouth like an alligator 
 I want it louder 
 More power 
 I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour 
    Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad 
 Band your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad   
 Well I'm remonstrated 
 Outdated I really want to be over-rated 
 I'm a finder and I'm a keeper 
 I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper 
 I got the boys to make the noise 
 Won't ever let up 
 Hope it annoys you 
 Join the pack 
 Fill the crack 
 Well now you're here 
 There's no way back   
 Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad 
 Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad   
 Metal Health'll cure your crazy 
 Metal Health'll cure your mad 
 Metal Health is what we all need 
 It's what you have to have   
 Bang your head 
 Wake the dead 
 We're all metal mad 
 It's all you have 
 So bang your head 
 And raise the dead 
 Oh yeah! 
 Metal Health 
 It's not too bad 
 Bad Bad   
 Oh get your straight-jackets on tonight Oh 
 Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad 
 The bad boys are gonna set you right Rock on Rock on Rock on 
 Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad 
 Bang your head!