Love when happy hour comes at ten AM o'clock on a Tuesday
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that's fruity
Can't lie, whole week's been tough
No party invitations, not going to the club
I'm just drinking to call someone
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super important (how many shots in an ounce?)
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now (answer me, baby, um, are you in town?)
I miss you and I think about you every minute
If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck
Just trying different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up
I'm just drinking to call someone
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
How's you's been? What's up?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
Shoulda we hooks up?
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?
I'm just drinking to call someone
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped (who's been dumped)
Sipping on my go-go juice (oh-oh), I can't be blamed
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
