Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws
One ate Pinocchio but you don't care
Solicit money using solemn stares
Acting educated, put on your act
You make people think you've got the facts
You study films, keep up on the news
How could anyone be as noble as you
Why save the whales, let's save us
Give me the money, I'll open a trust
You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew
This fetish for fish has got to end
A helping hand I will not lend
There's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand
Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute
I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.
