Come here, baby, in front of the fire 
 
 I'd like to look into your eyes 
 
 Loosen your clothes, get out of that seat 
 
 Come and feel my body heat 
 
  
  Because when I get back home 
 
 And see you sitting by the fire grate
 
 I hold you in my arms 
 
 Switch on to that real-log fire effect 
  
 
 Saliva's sweetness, we perspire 
 
 All things are one in front of the fire 
 
 Melting flesh on the front room floor 
 
 That's what my fireside favourite's for 
  
 
 And now that I'm back home 
 
 Toasting crumpets by the fire grate
 
 Oh you feel so warm 
 
 Turn on to that thrill of fire effect 
  
 
 Hey now, honey, open your eyes 
 
 There's a mushroom cloud up in the sky 
 
 Your hair is falling out and your teeth have gone 
 
 Your legs are still together but it won't be long 
  
 
 Your head was on my shoulder
 
 Now I'm kissing the skull 
 
 My heart is melting slowly as my senses dull 
 
 Now we're just a scab on a piece of wire 
 
 All things are done in front of the fire 
  
 
 You're my fireside favourite 
 
 You're my fireside favourite 
 
 You're my fireside favourite 
 
 You're my fireside favourite