Every man should have the right to own a gun
 
 Every man should have the right to shoot someone
 
  
  Film stars and farmers still forcing opinions
 
 Like TV politicians playing cowboys and indians
 
 Uncle Sam sleeps with his horse, keeps his brain in his hat
 
 With his trigger-happy patter, he'll rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
  
 
 Ride into the sun - the damage is done
  
 
 Every man should have the right to take a wife
 
 Every man should have someone to share his life
  
 
 Keep her at home with the kids and the cooking
 
 So wholesome and clean when the neighbours are looking
 
 She's mother and angel and courtezan too
 
 Always hot in the bedroom, she's dressed just for you
  
 
 Ride into the sun - the damage is done
  
 
 Every man should have the right to raise a son
 
 Every man should have the right to choose his young
  
 
 A son is a credit to the family name
 
 But a daughter can only bring worry and shame
 
 You can solve all your problems with a small operation
 
 Protecting your manhood by swift termination
  
 
 Ride into the sun - the damage is done