She's from a small town somewhere upstate I guess she's somewhere between nineteen and thirty-eight She stays up all night - she drives too fast I say easy baby - baby slow down It's never gonna happen On planet d'rhonda
When we go out dancin' - she's always the star When she does the philly dog - i gotta have cpr She put on a dress last night made of plastic wrap It was off the hook - crazy sweet What everybody's wearin' On planet d'rhonda
My friends say jim - you're on a deadly spree They just can't understand that d's my Vitamin xyz
She's always frantic now She's never calm She's not the type of girl You wanna bring home to mom But when you need big lovin' She never stops Yes it's monkey time - twenty-four-seven The name of the planet: Planet d'rhonda
My friends say jim - you're on a deadly spree They just can't understand that d's my Vitamin xyz
Sometimes she's vicious - sometimes rude You got to be a mind reader just to guess her mood But when you need big lovin' she never stops Yes it's monkey time - twenty-four-seven The name of the planet: Planet d'rhonda
