This is the sequel to the greatest love story ever told 
 The plot is gut wrenching, my intestines test my control 
 They can only know what you tell them 
 But this procession exceeds all expectations 
    Fake your own death 
 Frame your friends with a machine 
 Oh what a scene   
 Fake it like me, become a celebrity 
 'This' hell is far worse 
 I'm gonna travel to the center of the earth 
 And misery is all I need 
 Just you wait and see 
 Misery is... 
 Just you wait, just you... wait...   
 The plot thickens with every pair of eyes in the back of your neck 
 Like vultures collapsing on a car wreck 
 These arrangements range in color 
 Black and red on the faces of scholars 
 Every key stroke provides a clue 
 I bet you never thought that this would come back to you   
 So come on, come stop playing dead 
 You're the queen of the scene now 
 So come on, come stop playing dead 
 You're the queen of the scene now off with her head   
 Fake it like me, become a celebrity 
 'This' hell is far worse 
 I'm gonna travel to the center of the earth 
 And misery is all we need 
 Just you wait and see 
 Misery is... 
 Just you wait, just you... wait...   
 The popular kids are the ones who won't be missed 
 THE POPULAR KIDS ARE, THE POPULAR KIDS ARE... 
 The popular kids are the ones who won't be missed 
 THE POPULAR KIDS ARE, THE POPULAR KIDS ARE...   
 So come on, come stop playing dead 
 You're the queen of the scene now 
 So come on, come stop playing dead 
 You're the queen of the scene now off with her head   
 Fake it like me, become a celebrity 
 'This' hell is far worse 
 I'm gonna travel to the center of the earth 
 And misery is all we need 
 Just you wait and see 
 Misery is...