J: Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the... room.
B: In the whole wide room
J: And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
B: Depending on the street
J: And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doing
At my mate's place?
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave."
B: Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.
J: I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I say, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low
Here we go
Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the '60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
Both: It's 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab
Ooooh
Why don't we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
'Cause you're so beautiful
J: Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model
J: Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this
