Who do you think you're kidding? 
 
 They're not staring at you 
 
 Your ego's bigger than Jesus 
 
 They don't care about you 
 
 Cosmetic Dog 
 
  
  Why do you want to demean me? 
 
 I've done nothing to you 
 
 You seem to want something from me 
 
 You're not getting it though 
 
 Cosmetic Dog 
  
 
 How come you're always so nasty? 
 
 You'll get nowhere like that 
 
 Behind you, everyone's laughing 
 
 Your attitude's grown so fat 
  
 
 Cosmetic Dog 
  
 
 1st verse repeated 
  
 
 Cosmetic Dog x 3