The Abominable Frinkman

Fear not, my new best friends
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
I will take you on a tour of Springfield's finest establishments (I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
Come on, let's go

Oh, science, well
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide) What's created by science might be attractive
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide) The scientific method

Following the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics
My banana shape shouldn't inspire panic
It only follows the magnetic form world transformed when exposed to the storm
Or perhaps it was some genetic drift from my time in the rifts (completely)
There are many such factors for a scientist to grapple with
But yeah, basically, I'm a banana man now

I'm full of fiber, both soluble and insoluble
I am chromicodific, I'm abominable

I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(Oh, science, well)
I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(You've got to listen to me) I'm abominable

I may look soft
But I'm the reason the clown cried
Gonna make you sadder
Than the day Archimedes died
Unless, of course, my Grammy is approved
In which case, I'll be very, very busy, thank you

I'm full of fiber, both soluble and insoluble
I am chromicodific, I'm abominable
I'm full of fiber, both soluble and insoluble
I am chromicodific, I'm abominable

I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(I was created by science)
I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(How did you know?) I'm abominable
I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(I am not so fat)
I slip and slide, I slip and slide
(You've got to listen to me) I'm abominable

Being intelligent people, I am quite sure that you will take it well
All right, now, now, the experiment is not yet complete
Well, according to my calculations
I have the ultimate test that measures something far more significant

(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
To the 1 and the 2 and the 3. 14159 (I'm abominable)

Now, you may be the brightest, but you are not the best (I'm abominable)
All my life, I've believed in the scientific method
(I'm abominable)
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
Oh, science, well
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
You've got to listen to me (I'm abominable)
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide) I was created by science
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide) How did you know?
(I'm abominable)
I am not so fat (I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide) How wonderful
(I'm abominable)
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
All right, all right, let me recheck it
(I slip and slide, I slip and slide)
Be sure of the spacing (I'm abominable)

Well, uh, thank you for your support