I can never be like you 
 I don't ever talk like that 
 You smile with a sparkler drink 
 And stumble in your lipstick mess 
 Well, Hollywood philosophies 
 Yeah, it's a tragedy 
 But you keep hanging on with a vacant look 
 Just waiting around for someone to take you home 
    And I know you know I'm not the one 
 I'm sorry I was late, I didn't wanna come   
 (Ah-ah) 
 Oh, no (ah-ah-ah), man, it's just not that much fun 
 (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)   
 My eyes are wandering 
 Can we just eat the news? 
 And dance around the room 
 In our scattered point of views 
 Take my hand and breathe 
 Yeah, just count to three 
 I wish that I could blink 
 And turn all your words into ice cubes so I could fill my drink   
 And I know you know I'm not the one 
 I'm sorry I was late, next time I just won't come   
 Woo (ah-ah) 
 Oh, man (ah-ah-ah), well, I think I gotta run 
 (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)   
 Well, hey, what's that called 
 When you're sitting on your couch 
 And having fun just being by yourself? 
 Wondering why we can't commit to love 
 The things that we got, we always want more of   
 I know you'd rather have me fake it 
 But I'm not gonna make it   
 Woo (ah-ah) 
 Yeah, yeah (ah-ah-ah), yeah, now I gotta run 
 (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) woo