Check out the girl in the Harbor Tunnel
 
 Crawling to work six feet under
 
 And the day has barely begun
 
 They're all chewing gum
 
  
  And laughing at the voice on the crackling radio station
 
 Lead us not into Penn Station
 
 Cause the best part's just begun
 
 We're all becoming one again
  
 
 And she's making the scene
 
 With the coffee and cream
 
 And the copy machine's not working
 
 She's a hell of a girl
 
 She's alone in the world
 
 And she likes to say hey good lookin
 
 She's on her way
 
 She's taking a sick day soon
  
 
 And here is the man pushing paper past her
 
 Thinks up ways to make the day go faster
 
 But the day goes on and on
 
 He dreams of his lawn
  
 
 And all about the pretty careerist the next cube over
 
 The fat secretary, the lunchtime lover
 
 Til the path train finally comes
 
 The platform's full of bums again
  
 
 And she's making the scene
 
 With the coffee and cream
 
 And the copy machine's not working
 
 She's a hell of a girl
 
 She's alone in the world
 
 And she likes to say hey good lookin
 
 She's on her way
 
 She's taking a sick day soon
  
 
 And she's taking her time
 
 As she's tossing a dime
 
 At the man in the cardboard coffin
 
 It doesn't have to be fine
 
 She's ahead of the line
 
 And doesn't have to be here too often
 
 She's making a play
 
 She's taking a sick day soon