Joe Rey came from Spain 
 
 Across the ocean in the frozen rain 
 
 And he loves 
 
 Point point pointing the finger 
 
  
  Joe Rey is stoned all day 
 
 With two hairdressers in a Chevrolet 
 
 For a while 
 
 I think Joe Rey's gonna linger 
  
 
 Joe Rey is not so pretty 
 
 I can't understand why he's so in demand 
 
 He stays out late in the city, sometimes, sometimes 
  
 
 Joey Rey smokes at three 
 
 Barks like a pigeon 
 
 And watches TV 
 
 He's cool, cool, cool, cooler than I am 
 
 He knows what I don't know 
 
 Got seventeen different words for snow that he signs 
 
 Signs to a deaf girl named Diane 
  
 
 Joe Rey is not so pretty 
 
 I can't understand why he's so in demand 
 
 He stays out late in the city, sometimes, sometimes 
  
 
 Joe Rey is not so pretty 
 
 I can't understand why he's so in demand 
 
 He stays out late in the city, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes 
  
 
 Joe Rey came from Spain 
 
 Across the ocean in the frozen rain 
 
 And he loves 
 
 Point point pointing the finger 
  
 
 Joe Rey loves 
 
 Point point pointing the finger 
 
 Joe Rey loves 
 
 Point point pointing the finger 
 
 Joe Rey loves 
 
 Point point pointing the finger