Sometime after sunset 
 He is on his hands and knees 
 He is searching for his keys 
 At a small vietnamist 
 Place on eastern eleven street 
    His daughter's both at once saying 
 "Can we just get going, please?" 
 As his wife begins to sneezee 
 And his son is throwing pee's 
 And eating with his feet   
 He is an Action Hero 
 And he should be fighting crime 
 Lipping between the buildings 
 And racing against time   
 He is an Action Hero (2x) 
 In his mind (2x) 
 Oh Ohhhh (2x)   
 He drops by Mount Sinai 
 Where they're running through some tests 
 And they've taped things to his chest 
 And they're all doing their best 
 To make him feel at his'   
 The doctor says "It's really just an educated guess 
 I suggest you get some rest 
 Try to cut back on the stress 
 'Cause i don't like what i see"   
 But the Action Hero 
 Swears he feels just fine 
 He's got the finish saving 
 The one for all mankind   
 He is an Action Hero (2x) 
 And he's racing against time (2x) 
 Oh Ohhhh (6x)   
 He's racing against time