We're still in wisconsin as far as i know 
 Today was green bay and tomorrow chicago 
 Wish i was lying, but there isn't much to report 
 My phone is dying, so i've got to keep it short 
    I just wanted to say hey 
 I've been writing you a road song 
 It's a cliché, but hey 
 That doesn't make it so wrong 
 And in between the stops at the cracker barrel 
 And forty movies with will ferrell 
 I need some way to occupy my time 
 So i'm writing you a road song 
 I sure hope you don't mind   
 I bought you a light blue t-shirt last night 
 From some band i couldn't stand 
 But their logo's alright 
 Some kid threw a bottle on stage 
 He had an arm like a pro 
 I know it's getting late 
 I guess i should let you go   
 But did i happen to say hey? 
 I've been writing you a road song 
 Don't run away, 'cause hey 
 I promise it won't be too long 
 I know it's not what you call necessary 
 And i know that i'm no steve perry 
 But even if you roll your eyes and groan 
 I'm still writing you a road song 
 That you can call your own