I pick her up outside the station
 
 She's telling me about her spring vacation
 
 She's not leaving much to the imagination
 
 She's giving me way too much information
 
  
  Maureen
 
 You don't know what you do to me
 
 I know you won't be true to me
 
 The least that you can do for me
 
 Is keep it to yourself
 
 I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout
 
 It's just that I can do without
 
 The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and
 
 dreams
 
 Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
  
 
 Do you know what I mean
 
 Do you know what I mean
 
 Do you know what I mean
  
 
 She calls me up at ten past midnight
 
 'Cause she and some guy just had some big fight
 
 And I say "well maybe he's just not all that bright"
 
 She tells me it's not his brain that she likes
  
 
 M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
 
 You don't know what you do to me
 
 I know you won't be true to me
 
 The least that you can do for me
 
 Is keep it to yourself
 
 I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout
 
 But really I can do without
 
 The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and
 
 dreams
 
 Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen
  
 
 I know you think I'm just a friend
 
 But can we please just put an end
 
 To all the graphic imagery that you insist on feeding me
 
 I can't accept I'm not the one
 
 Who's getting to have all the fun
 
 Maybe that's what friends are for
 
 But I just can't take it any more
  
 
 M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
 
 You don't know what you do to me
 
 I know you won't be true to me
 
 The least that you can do for me
 
 Is keep it to yourself
 
 I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout
 
 But really I can do without
 
 The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and
 
 dreams
 
 Can we keep it right
 
 Can we keep it clean
 
 Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen