I'm counting out time
Got the whole thing down by numbers
All those numbers!
Give me guidance!
O Lord I need that now
The day of judgement's come
And you can bet that I've been resting
for this testing
Digesting every word the experts say
Erogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Found a girl I wanted to date
Thought I'd better get it straight
Went to buy a book before it's too late
Don't leave nothing to fate
I studied every line, every page in the book
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look
This is Rael!
I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it
'Cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1-9
Still counting out time, got my finger on the button
Don't say nuttin - just lie there still
And I'll get you turned on just fine
Erogenous zones I love you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Touch and go with 1-6
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7
Gotta remember all of my tricks
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils
Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!
(Take it away Mr. Guitar)
Move over Casanova
I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy
Please don't slap me
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away
Erongenous zones I question you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues
