See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she's hot 
 
 And after a few, your thinkin that you've got a shot 
 
 Well maybe you do, maybe you dont 
 
 But if you strike out there, there hauss 
 
 And start telling yourself its her lose 
 
  
  Chorus: 
 
 Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can 
 
 your brian cells party, and your body believes your supperman 
 
 thats just drinking thinkin 
 
 And here's where the trouble starts 
 
 The more you drink, the better you think you are 
  
 
 From this stage, and these lights 
 
 I see this stuff every night 
 
 A guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight 
 
 Or the kareoke king who gets up to sing 
 
 An oldie and hears the applause 
 
 And beleives he can quit his day job 
  
 
 Repeat Chorus 
  
 
 SOLO: your getting better all the time 
  
 
 Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can 
 
 Your brain cells party, and your body believes your superman 
 
 Thats just drinkin thinkin 
 
 And here's where the trouble starts 
 
 The more you think, the better you drink you are 
 
 Ah The bigger and badder ,smarter and better looking you think you are 
 
 You better switch to coffee