I parked my car where it ran out 
 Of my last five bucks of gas 
 Now I'm standing here with my hand out 
 Wondering how long bad luck can last 
    I sent the money to the ex-wife 
 But the check won't clear 
 I'm buried in zeros, clean upto my ears   
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 My hail Mary must have missed her train 
 'Cause I can barely afford a rainy day 
 I'm taking my swing, breaking the bat in two 
 It ain't like I have Jack to lose 
 I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot 
 Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got   
 I'm gonna finish off that invention 
 That's gonna make me a millionaire 
 Or maybe focus my attention 
 On all the money, hidden right out there   
 Starting today, I'm gonna turn it around 
 If I can just get one foot, firm on the ground   
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 Starting today, I'm gonna turn it around 
 If I can just get one foot, firm on the ground   
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 Yeah, I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot 
 Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got